Scientific Temptation Part I: The Intention (and the truth)

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Sitting on your couch

watching your favorite anime~

My left hand

casually resting on the seat

You turned to look at me

but noticed my hand just “sitting there and waiting”~

Smiling, you grabbed it

“Oh, no, don’t >.<!” I shirked back. “It’s so rough. I’ve been doing so many chores (obsessive cleaning) at home~!”

[rub rub rub]

“No, it’s not. It’s nice and soft”

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[rub rub rub rub rub]

“Really? Well, my last Visia score did say I’m in the 97th percentile” (・ω<)☆

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Kitty just wants you to know how lucky you are is all~

“What’s that?” (•ิ_•ิ)?

What was actually said: “Skin analysis results. It’s entirely scientific. You go to a dermatologist and get your skin analyzed by a machine that tells you how your skin condition is compared to everyone else in the world.”

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Girl Reality

What was being heard: “Booty analysis results. It’s entirely sexy. You go to a XXxologist and get your body probed by a sleezy machine that tells you how your girl parts are compared to every other girl in the entire universe”~.^

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Guy Fantasy

Moekko: He looks impressed (judging by the drool). Yeah, better appreciate a girl who has this much determination to go through years of hard work and diligence to keep up with the skincare routine and sun protection rituals~! Hmph~!

imagesYou: Ooohhhh >.< 97 percentile? That must mean…

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Ohhhhh~~~

EVERY INCH OF HER

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WHAT?!

IS BETTER THAN 97% OF THE GIRLS OUT THERE!!!

EVERY INCH

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meaning XXXXX

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and XXXXX

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and XXXXX

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I’m the luckiest guy (top 3%) on earth…

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