Sitting on your couch
watching your favorite anime~
My left hand
casually resting on the seat
You turned to look at me
but noticed my hand just “sitting there and waiting”~
Smiling, you grabbed it
“Oh, no, don’t >.<!” I shirked back. “It’s so rough. I’ve been doing so many chores (obsessive cleaning) at home~!”
[rub rub rub]
“No, it’s not. It’s nice and soft”
[rub rub rub rub rub]
“Really? Well, my last Visia score did say I’m in the 97th percentile” (･ω<)☆
“What’s that?” (•ิ_•ิ)?
What was actually said: “Skin analysis results. It’s entirely scientific. You go to a dermatologist and get your skin analyzed by a machine that tells you how your skin condition is compared to everyone else in the world.”
What was being heard: “Booty analysis results. It’s entirely sexy. You go to a XXxologist and get your body probed by a sleezy machine that tells you how your girl parts are compared to every other girl in the entire universe”~.^
Moekko: He looks impressed (judging by the drool). Yeah, better appreciate a girl who has this much determination to go through years of hard work and diligence to keep up with the skincare routine and sun protection rituals~! Hmph~!
EVERY INCH OF HER
IS BETTER THAN 97% OF THE GIRLS OUT THERE!!!
I’m the luckiest guy (top 3%) on earth…