The Latino Ex-Model, Papi

So this weekend I sent another guy packing~ This time, it was the Latino Ex-Model, whom we shall call “Papi”, because apparently Hispanic men are fond of this term of endearment and also because he did try to get me to call him that  (I did not oblige). I was hoping to avoid a blowup,…

Shameless/Passive-Aggressive Procrastination Post

Okie, I’m just going to lay it all out~ Just need to come clean about what I’ve been doing recently, especially today >.< I know that if I reveal this amongst my peers/friends in the department they’ll just hate me, but I don’t care~ My fingers just want to type what it wants to type….

Random Thoughts by Moekko @.@

If our bottoms get bigger because we keep pressure on them by sitting all the time… …then how come our other parts don’t get bigger when we constrict them in bondage all day long too? Sounds like discrimination to Moekko when fat selectively deposits itself in places it likes… like here~ instead of places where…

Moekko’s First P*** Shoot?!?!

I seduced A professional kindly lent me his portable photo studio and expensive Sony camera to help me shoot my first ever foodp***~~~ \^o^/ My model was a freshly-baked whole-wheat choco cake, of the brown(ie) race. She was young, hot, and a bit tender after coming out of the oven. She was quite sweaty due…

The Pharmaceutical PhD Student

Grr, I can’t believe it – seriously, another one?!?! I met a PhD student from pharmaceutical sciences whose department is only a few-minutes walk away from ours. I was excited to know a student from another department. He was polite at first and encouraged us to know each other better because we are practically comrades…

Why I don’t know how old I am

Another piece of evidence: If my mommy doesn’t even know how old I am, what does that make me? #identitycrisis #agecrisis #idontknowwhoiam Me: I got blocked from buying a lotto ticket! And my new dentist (who is East Asian) thought I was in high school! Mommy: Aren’t you, like, 30? Me: Not yet! Mommy: 28?…

The “Hit-and-Run” Lawyer

I was very happy when I logged into Facebook over the weekend and found that the doctor showed up on my “people you may know” list. Perhaps he has either searched for me through my number/looked me up via email, or kept my contact active/long enough for Facebook to pick me up as a suggestion…

Scientific Temptation Part I: The Intention (and the truth)

Sitting on your couch watching your favorite anime~ My left hand casually resting on the seat You turned to look at me but noticed my hand just “sitting there and waiting”~ Smiling, you grabbed it “Oh, no, don’t >.<!” I shirked back. “It’s so rough. I’ve been doing so many chores (obsessive cleaning) at home~!”…

Your Sexy Scars

…was what I would have liked to say to you when I first saw those heartaches on your back. We were talking about our childhood when You brought up those scars I melted when I touched upon those violent wounds What have you possibly gone through to get those awful wounds on your back? They…

Coconut Pudding Birthday Cake: Honest Confession of My Crime

Her intention started off innoculously enough: “Little me will make cake for friend’s birthday and hide it in fridge as surprise for friend. Friend likes cake, so friend will be happy ^o^” However, as soon as she completed her “good deed”, she realized that the sinister inside her had unknowingly taken over and led her…

My Appreciation Journal: Day 200

I am focused on me. I am strong. I love and am loved dearly. I am blessed. I live in success. I have 幸せ (happiness)~ I am grateful for the deep and peaceful sleep I am grateful for having today to clean my suite. I am grateful for having heat, electricity, running water and more. I am…

You know You are a Grad Student when You… Part I

You know you are a grad student when you… -eat moldy/expired food because you could not afford stand to throw away food… and survived without a scratch – a testiment to your developing an “iron stomach” through sheer need and determination. Evolution at its finest~ -come in on the weekend and/or holidays without even knowing…